In other matters... I would say in lighter matters, but having a disability is no laughing matter. Anyway, it is finally official that my poor memory is in fact a disability. Last night I walked over to the area where our new medic is staying in order to straighten some matter up. As I went about the task of making the corrections I was there to make, it came to my attention that I was instructing the wrong person. It wouldn't be so embaressing if not for the fact that I knew both individuals involved. I'm really starting to wonder if I actually have a physiological pathology because it is commonplace for me to forget names and words while I am speaking. I actually find I am much more comfortable with writing. Forgetting names is one thing, but speaking to a friend about another friend and forgetting both above mentioned friends names in mid sentence as well as the adjective you were trying to use can be very disconcerting. I am truly ignorant as to whether this condition exists among any of my reading audience? Truly among any of my acquaintences at all. I read that it can be a symptom of an underactive thyroid, but isn't that also associated with weight gain? On a final note: my wife was not sympathetic at all to my plight. Once I told her about my embaressment she flew into gales of laughter that forced her to pull off the road lest she lose control of the vehicle. It was some time before she was capable of coherent speech. When she said she was intending to tell her family about it (by which I am sure everyone she knows is implied) I told her I wasn't worried, that she would try, probably several times, but I could rest confident that the few short words people were able to understand between the renewed merriment would not be sufficient to pick up the gist of the story, much less the subject. All this to say that if Bonnie calls you and is rendered catatonic by her mirth after only about 2 or 3 words you won't have the anxiety of trying to figure out what she's talking about.
Good day.

That was soo funny, Michael! Though I am sympathetic, I was in need of a laugh. I eagerly await a telephone call from Bonnie, such as you described.
ReplyDeleteHa! Some things never change. I guess your memory is one of them. Thanks for the laugh :D
ReplyDeleteWhatever! I totally composed myself enough to tell my rents....well sorta but they thought it was pretty funny too mostly mom, like mother like daughter I guess. She also really likes Hot Pocket, and you're a weirdy for not liking it. Love you.
ReplyDeleteThe bit of history was delightful. You should be concerned about your memory. At least you remember enough to be concerned, instead of being blissfully ignorant of your misfortunate ailment... Maybe it is an easy fix; perhaps you are lacking in some nutrient for the brain or have a simple bit of tweaking to be done to some organ or body system? Did you ever suffer any trauma to the head? =)If I hear of anything similar in my reading of my various diagnosis books I will let you know! At least your gift of writing has not failed you =)Great post! =)
ReplyDeleteOMG I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!!!!!!! Your forgetfulness is just part of who you are and the way your brain works.
ReplyDeleteLove the post!!!
Ok that's really funny! But not surprising because for one.....your brother....Isaac....has a really bad memory also. I feel proud of him for actually remembering my birthday, but good luck on the anniversary date. lol. And you described Bonnie to the T. When she's trying to tell a really funny story she just laughs histerically and you dont even care about the story because youre too busy laughing at her!!! and her mom too. soo much alike. they are great. and Isaac and I have got to spend a lot of time with them =) Hope you are well!
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